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Tribute To A Piece Of Fluff I Found In My Navel The Other Day What's so special about this lint?
1. It has more acting talent than Keanu Reeves. 2. It has more dress sense than Gwyneth Paltrow. 3. It can sing better than four out of five Spice Girls. 4. It has more chance of making an interesting album than Steps. 5. It's as likely to win the Nobel peace prize as you or I. 6. It will not write a turgid memoir of its harsh Irish childhood. 7. It could survive a couple of hours in a dryer. 8. It won't marry Paula Yates. 9. Ummmm... 10. Come on, admit it. Given the Indecent Proposal-style choice between Fluffy and Bill Gates, you know who you'd sleep with. |
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